Category: Blog
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Read the Room
Elias burst into the living room, his eyes gleaming with a wild light. “WANNA HOP ON FORTNITE MY GUY?!” The room immediately darkened with the mood. The three brothers, who were reading books peacefully, immediately stood up with an unearthly power. Andris, Silly, and Heyme eyes’ glazed over, and they raised their shaggy heads, eyes…
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Japanese Shef
“Hehe he he!” Shef cackled insanely as he stepped off flight 35 to Hong Kong, and peered out of the jetway. The airport was full of people milling around, mostly pasty American tourists. He snuck down the airport walkway, taking cover behind potted plants. He was on the FBI hitlist, so it was essential that…
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Crazy Cat Lady
Sayse, otherwise known to the world as Crazy Cat Lady, was a terrible girl. She would kidnap cats from there homes in broad daylight and bring them to her house. “The cats LOOOOVE it!” Sayse would always say, like she could understand cat. When the cats were inside of Sayse’s parents’ house, she would…
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Da Geels
Har Har! Sese and Marm, the Geels, cackled to themselves and they rolled the green playdoh in their greasy, stubby fingers. This morning, the Geels were hiding in the bathroom, even though their parents had banned them from it because they liked to turn the shower into a swamp. “Hey Sese! Why…
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“This Gaming Monitor is for my schoolwork!”
Billy, Nilly, and Willy were three brothers, aged 13, 14, and 15 respectively. They lived in Dromestead, Florida, and absolutely despised going outside. They sat inside on their three computers all day, wasting their time playing Fortnite, Minecraft, or watching useless TikTok shorts. In fact, they were so intent on gaming that they insisted on…
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The Proctored Exam
Billy sighed in relief as he logged on to his computer, sinking into his plush pink Barbie gaming chair. It was the only gaming chair in stock on Amazon, and he had no choice but to order it. Billy’s computer was a top-of-the-line Alienware X790, retailing for over 5,000 US dollars. He needed it so…
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The true story of Juan’s Dingle
Juan was a normal 17-year-old. He had a small afro, lived with his parents in the city, and loved playing Fortnite. As an urbanite, Juan took the bus to school, instead of clogging up the highway with a car. He was, indeed, a good man. It was one Tuesday, that events changed Juan’s life forever.…
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Injustice Man’s Morning
“Ugggggh” Andris, the cameo of Injustice Man, groaned as he heard a brother in Antarctica making fun of a polar bear that had eaten the boy’s fish at 5 in the morning. He was sleeping in his bed on the 2nd floor of his family’s house, but his Justice Sense was 24/7. Andris rolled out…
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Maleb’s Mistake
Audiobuk Man cooed and mumbled as he caressed the black box of his subwoofer. The strange, stubby, grimy boy was curled around the speaker in his bed, in a RadioShack where he had stolen every single speaker they had in stock. He adored his subwoofer more than a chef loved cooking, and he listened to…
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Komik Reader gets what he deserves
“Hehe!” Komik Reader was a stout, short boy, aged 13, with a bright neon mohawk, and grisly long arms that ended in razor-like claws, which were perfect for turning the delicate pages of his Komiks. He lived with his family in the urban area of Domestead, a rustic little town in southern Florida. Komik Reader…
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