Category: Blog
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The Geels Claim Another Victim
It was a cloudy morning in Florida. The morning dew still covered the grass outside of the Jackson house, and from inside came laughter and giggling. “Har Har Har!” The ominous chant of The Geels filled the house. Sese, Marm, and Yats, three young, wild, untamed girls were upstairs in the bathroom, laughing insanely for…
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30 WEIRD FACTS
1. The longest time between two twins being born is 87 days. 2. The world’s deepest postbox is in Susami Bay in Japan. It’s 10 meters underwater. 3. In 2007, an American man named Corey Taylor tried to fake his own death in order to get out of his cell phone contract without paying a…
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The Truth of McDonalds
February 2022 Billy was a chubby 9-year-old boy. He lived out in the suburbs, in a town called Werry, a small, knit-together community in southern Maine with a population of little over 10,000. The town had a small middle school that took care of the education of 5,000 kids, a library, a couple of grocery,…
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Shef’s Shenanigans at an arcade
Shef cackled menacingly as he approached the entrance to “XTREME SPORTS AND ARCADE”. He was laying low from the law for now until the FBI moved him down their Most Wanted watchlist. Waddling into the huge building, the squat man noticed that there was a couple dozen people forming a line that led down to…
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Why cars and suburbs are bad.
Why hello there, young people. In today’s society of North America, almost everything is built around the use of private transportation. That is, every person requires their own car to get to the places they need. Think about it, when is the last time you went shopping? Did you drive there? And if you didn’t,…
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Sensen Shihan Wins a Karate Match
It was a cloudy afternoon in San Juan, Puerto Rico. A light spray of rain showered Sensei Shihan’s dirty karate uniform as he walked up, barefoot, to the arena stadium. The 15 lines of people leading into the stadium to buy tickets to the worldwide karate match was ridiculous, and Sensei Shihan only got past…
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Corrodin’ Gordin goes to School
Gordin groaned as he rubbed his crusty eyelids. A nightmare about anti-rust paint had caused him to wake up. He pulled his head out of the pillow he was sleeping in. It was early in the morning, that’s all he knew. The young boy looked at the alarm clock on the dresser near his…
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Harry Potter is the Villain
It was a cloudy, cold evening in the suburbs of Britain. In the neighborhood of Godric’s Hollow, somewhere in the United Kingdom, the streets were empty as a light flattering of snow fell softly and dusted the grass. The closely knit neighborhood was quiet and cozy and quite magical indeed. A row of houses to…
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Muscle Milk: Contains no Milk – Episode 1
Jimmy woke suddenly. His long neck was sore, and his lean arms felt like lead, weighed down by his own drowsiness. His eyes first registered darkness, then slowly adjusted to the room that he was in. The room was bare, around 5 feet in width and height, with a nondescript metal texture to the wall.…
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Hawwy’s flight aboard American Airlines.
It was a rainy morning in northern England. The forecast predicted the rain would last for half of the week. Above downtown England, there was a cackle as a figure wearing a black cloak zoomed past. It seemed to be sitting on a dirty broom handle. That mysterious figure was Hawwy, a young boy who…
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