Category: Blog
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Priffgatch
Priffgatch was a 40-year-old man. He had three tiny sprigs on hair on his otherwise bald head, to which he brushed, combed, and gelled hourly. He had a stooping figure of nearly 4 feet tall and couldn’t reach the top of the kitchen countertop even if he wanted too. With his bleached white skin, product…
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5/23/2022
It was the first time Tuchang was early to his C++ class, and the first time he could tell the professor “Hah, no making jokes about my attendance”. As Tuchang walked down the street to the class in the morning, he felt nervous, but didn’t know why. The young man looked in the reflective glass…
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A reintroduction of Sensei Shihan
Sensei Shihan was a vicious, short, stub of a man. He had a single strand of greasy short hair, a face that was almost always red, and a dirty karate uniform, also known as Gi. He was known to many as a black belt in Karate, a true master of his craft, but to his…
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The True Story of Corrodin’ Gordin’
Gordin’ was a small, stubby child of the young age of 11. The youthful adolescent had a short haircut all the way to his scalp, and resided with his brother, Bradle, with their parents in Florida. Bradle was a rambunctious child of the wild. He had a buttery-like boombox of a voice and would constantly…
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Billio was a squat 8-year-old boy with a spotless bald head. He was a nasty, disturbing little child who loved to eat raw hot dogs with peanut butter. His parents, Shirley and Bobley were just as disgusting as their single child. They enjoyed stuffing their gullets with banana peels and raw eggs. The Hurktutle family…
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Sensei Shihan’s Humble Abode
Sensei Shihan was a dirty swindler and a cheat. He was a 45-year-old man, with a balding head of hair, stubby arms, and a round potbelly. He held his “Karate” classes 3 times a week, teaching what he learned watching old Kung Fu movies to his eager-to-learn students. His illegal dojo, earned by a reputation…
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Making Fun Of
“Stop it! It’s not nice!” Andris mumbled as Sully laughed at Himi’s chef joke. The family of eight was sitting at the dinner table eating dinner. It was around 6 P.M, and the sun was setting in North America. Suddenly, in Japan, on a remote mountain top somewhere in Northern Sikawa City, a fly called…
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Stop Making Fun Of Himi!
Andris was an Indian bum. He was a Tent Dweller, the kind of person who would wrap themselves in three layers of sheets just so they didn’t have to wake up in the morning. This bum was so lazy, he, in fact, held the world record for the longest hibernation on Earth, beating the grizzly…
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The Good Russian 2
Vladmik Svetlana was a reformed Russian. After a bad encounter with some American polizki over a nuclear missile strike (Who knew that Americans so feared nuclear weapons?) Vladmik was in hiding. In truth, Vladmik had been train hopping around the country, looking for a good place to live. There weren’t many places in “Good Old…
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Aseen Amir And The Wild Zoom Class
Aaseen Amir was a chubby 30-year-old man who lived in his mom’s basement in Michigan. He had a flap of greasy black hair that was always styled in a ridiculously shiny combover. He was the founder of Bore Kids, a company that specialized in children’s books. Every evening, Aseen Amir would hold a Zoom…
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