Category: Buttlah and Artymiss

• May 10, 2021

  Shef’s Spaghetti

  Shef cackled with delight and he pushed the heavy metal spade into the ground. He was in the graveyard in the middle of the night. A full moon blazed down, illuminating the headstone where Shef was stationed. He wheezed with exertion as he heaved his flabby stomach into his foot, which pushed the blade into…
• May 2, 2021

  Artymiss, Maleb, And The Bank

  

                  Maleb Caddix whooped in his fiberglass restraints as his father, Madt, screeched into Fifth Third Bank’s parking lot in their Lamborghini. “LET’S GO! I’M NO AVERAGE, I’M SO SAVAGE!” Maleb shrieked. His seemingly boneless limbs flapped this way and that, destroying anything that was in their path.                 “Shut your mouth son. We have…
• January 25, 2021

  Artymiss robs a bank

  

                  Artymiss cackled like a deranged ape as he sat holstered in his pink booster seat. The young boy grabbed at his bowl of Cheerios and stuffed them into his mouth. The cereal spilled over his designer suit. While he chewed, he bent his head low, grinning and rubbing his short fingers together in an…
• January 13, 2021

  Buttlah and Artymiss

  Artymiss was a 12-year-old idiot. He had splotchy pale skin and a slicked back mop of hair, which hung down to his shoulders. He wore headphones which were always blasting rap, baggy jeans with stains and holes, and a transparent white tank-top, which showed off his painted-on mascara 13 pack, something which wasn’t possible unless,…