Category: Funny
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The True Story of Corrodin’ Gordin’
Gordin’ was a small, stubby child of the young age of 11. The youthful adolescent had a short haircut all the way to his scalp, and resided with his brother, Bradle, with their parents in Florida. Bradle was a rambunctious child of the wild. He had a buttery-like boombox of a voice and would constantly…
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the UPS guy steals a GTX 1650
Billy was a tireless UPS employee. He worked day and night to deliver packages around the small town of Fort Lauderdale, Florida. He had to wade through swamps, climb fences, and even tame wild dogs. The horrors of being a delivery man were every delivery man’s nightmare. One cloudy Tuesday, Billy had 15 packages to…
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Aseen Amir And The Wild Zoom Class
Aaseen Amir was a chubby 30-year-old man who lived in his mom’s basement in Michigan. He had a flap of greasy black hair that was always styled in a ridiculously shiny combover. He was the founder of Bore Kids, a company that specialized in children’s books. Every evening, Aseen Amir would hold a Zoom…
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Lazy Bum sleeps through an Earthquake
Andris the Lazy Bum snored soundly in his comfortable water bed. He was nestled in 5 layers of blankets, somehow oblivious to what was going on around him in the bedroom. It was 3 PM in the afternoon in the rural town of Fort Lauderdale, Florida, and the afternoon sun baked whichever poor soul had…
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Shef’s Pizzeria
Shef grinned happily as he painted the finishing touches on the sign for his restaurant. After many weeks of selling his prized possessions, the gourmet chef had saved up enough money to pay for an empty Chick-Fil-A in the middle of the New York City. Shef pulled out a glass canister of mysterious…
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Shef’s Spaghetti
Shef cackled with delight and he pushed the heavy metal spade into the ground. He was in the graveyard in the middle of the night. A full moon blazed down, illuminating the headstone where Shef was stationed. He wheezed with exertion as he heaved his flabby stomach into his foot, which pushed the blade into…
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Sensei Shihan’s Zoom Class
Sensei Shihan muttered curses as he tried to work the new fancy technology, his computer. He glared at the mouse. “Fancy tech!” After many minutes of clicking, smashing the keyboard, and accidentally opening Fortnite, Sensei Shihan finally managed to click the Zoom icon on the desktop. He grinned evilly as he began inviting…
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Artymiss, Maleb, And The Bank
Maleb Caddix whooped in his fiberglass restraints as his father, Madt, screeched into Fifth Third Bank’s parking lot in their Lamborghini. “LET’S GO! I’M NO AVERAGE, I’M SO SAVAGE!” Maleb shrieked. His seemingly boneless limbs flapped this way and that, destroying anything that was in their path. “Shut your mouth son. We have…
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Skydiving, But With No Parachute
Pete Zahut screamed as he flung out of the single propellor aircraft. The man who had shoved him out of the airplane was one Billy Ibn Fulan, part of the Russian Mafia, and a member of the KGB. Pete screamed as his huge, chunky body, fell to the earth like the Rock of Gibraltar.…
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Jimmy The Roach Strikes Again
Jimmy wiggled his antennae and checked the watch on his front leg. It was 12 o’clock, time to start scavenging around the house. The roachwiggled his antennae and checked the watch on his front leg. It was 12 o’clock, time to start scavenging around the house. Jimmy lived in a house full of wild,…
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