Category: Hawwy
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Shef’s Spaghetti
Shef cackled with delight and he pushed the heavy metal spade into the ground. He was in the graveyard in the middle of the night. A full moon blazed down, illuminating the headstone where Shef was stationed. He wheezed with exertion as he heaved his flabby stomach into his foot, which pushed the blade into…
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Hawwy and Sensei Shihan fight in the UFC – The Weigh-In
It was exactly 5pm in the Las Vegas Hilton Hotel. Inside of the auditorium, a huge crowd of about fifteen thousand strong was cheering and clapping, some even booing, as the contestants for the evening MMA match strolled out onto the ring. On the huge flat-screen’s above, the contestant’s names were flashing. “Sensei Shihan…
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Hawwy gets on a plane
“Hawwy!” yelled Harmony, as Hawwy took a running leap at the flight attendant. “Muggle!” Hawwy grunted, slamming his tiny fists into the flight attendants face. “Gimme your chocolate frogs! You don’t have them?!” Harmony grabbed Hawwy’s tiny body and ripped him off of the poor woman, who had fell to the ground and was…
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Hawwy goes to Walmart
It is Friday. Black Friday to be specific. Hawwy leaps into a metal shopping cart in the parking lot of Walmart. The lot is full of all sorts of cars, but luckily, Hawwy found this cart before anyone else. Crazed shoppers line the store entrance, pushing and screaming to get in first. “Push… Shopping……
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The Idiocy of Hawwy Pottah
Hawwy Pottah was a quite stubby young boy, with some serious anger issues and quite an imaginative mind. His two friends, Hairymione Kranker and Ranuld Waslip liked to follow Hawwy everywhere he went, even if that place was the restroom. It was around 6am in the Gryffindor tower when it happened. Hawwy, who…
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The Hobo that lived in a House
Bimmy snored loudly in his water mattress. The mattress, which actually wasn’t a water mattress but a regular mattress that had been soaked in water, had all sorts of plants and organisms living inside and on it. Bimmy cried out in panic and clutched his teddy bear tightly. He was having a terrible dream that…
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Irm the Feesh goes to Costco
Irm the Feesh gurgled as she was ejected out of the toilet and water splashed everywhere. The toilet network truly was an amazing thing, connecting Irm’s homeland Atlantis to Topside, the human’s domain. A man using the toilet right next to Irm screamed as he witnessed the Feesh flopping toward the door. Irm walked…
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Bad Bunny vs Hawwy.
Hawwy cackled as he zoomed toward the huge concert stadium. There were probably tens of thousands of people in the crowd. There were speakers on each corner of the stadium which shook and rattled as they blasted a Puerto Rican beat. The crowd was bobbing to the screechy voice of Bad Bunny, a Puerto…
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Hawwy goes to the Aquarium
Hawwy whizzes past the sign to “Port Mare Aquarium” on his ratty broomstick. He cackles like a witch as he lands on the sidewalk leading up to the huge rotating doors. Hawwy dismounts and slips the broom into his trusty orange jumpsuit. Hawwy then waddles up to the rotating doors. Hawwy remembers his last encounter…
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Hawwy goes to space
Hawwy cackles as he zooms out of the atmosphere into pure blackness. He chokes and tries to breathe in, but there is nothing to breathe. Hawwy raises his wand and casts a spell with his last breath. A invisible bubble appears out of thin air, and shrinks around Hawwy’s head. He tries breathing, and is…
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