Category: Lazy Bum
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“This Gaming Monitor is for my schoolwork!”
Billy, Nilly, and Willy were three brothers, aged 13, 14, and 15 respectively. They lived in Dromestead, Florida, and absolutely despised going outside. They sat inside on their three computers all day, wasting their time playing Fortnite, Minecraft, or watching useless TikTok shorts. In fact, they were so intent on gaming that they insisted on…
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Aseen Amir And The Wild Zoom Class
Aaseen Amir was a chubby 30-year-old man who lived in his mom’s basement in Michigan. He had a flap of greasy black hair that was always styled in a ridiculously shiny combover. He was the founder of Bore Kids, a company that specialized in children’s books. Every evening, Aseen Amir would hold a Zoom…
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Lazy Bum sleeps through an Earthquake
Andris the Lazy Bum snored soundly in his comfortable water bed. He was nestled in 5 layers of blankets, somehow oblivious to what was going on around him in the bedroom. It was 3 PM in the afternoon in the rural town of Fort Lauderdale, Florida, and the afternoon sun baked whichever poor soul had…
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