Category: Not Violent
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Dullman and Saud go to the mall
Dullman groaned in pain as Macken whacked him with a long, thin, metal bar. Saud cried for his brother, feeling the sting on his buttocks as if he had been hit too. “Don’t-“ SMACK “You-“ SMACK “Ever-“ SMACK “Run off-“ SMACK “Again!” SMACK Macken growled into Dullman’s ear, punctuating each word with a…
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Goumet Shef makes Spaghetti
Shef cackled with delight and he pushed the heavy metal spade into the ground. He was in the graveyard in the middle of the night. A full moon blazed down, illuminating the headstone where Shef was stationed. He wheezed with exertion as he heaved his flabby stomach into his foot, which pushed the blade…
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Shef makes Stew
Shef cackled in his hut. Ever since he had been discovered “selling unauthorized produce in a public attraction”, he had been living in the Amazon rain jungle. His bean strew was almost done soaking in itself! He raised his long, thin fingers, and wafted the smell of his cooking toward his enlarged nostrils. The…