Category: Somewhat Real Story
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The Hobo that lived in a House
Bimmy snored loudly in his water mattress. The mattress, which actually wasn’t a water mattress but a regular mattress that had been soaked in water, had all sorts of plants and organisms living inside and on it. Bimmy cried out in panic and clutched his teddy bear tightly. He was having a terrible dream that…
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Linebacker goes to Hoover Dam
Heyme growled as he jumped onto the tour bus. The driver held out his hand for the fee, but Heyme ignored it and instead walked to the back of the bus. “Hey! You got to pay me to drive you!” The bus driver turned around and shouted at Heyme. Heyme turned slowly, his huge…
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Maleb Cadix goes Skydiving.
Maleb jumped into the propeller plane. The whole thing bounced as his feet touched the ground of the airplane. Maleb’s dad, Madt, jumped in after him. The pilot in the front of the plane was writing off something on a notepad. “LET’S GO!” Maleb screamed into the pilot’s ear. The pilot, Erb, jumped in his…
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Bad Bunny vs Hawwy.
Hawwy cackled as he zoomed toward the huge concert stadium. There were probably tens of thousands of people in the crowd. There were speakers on each corner of the stadium which shook and rattled as they blasted a Puerto Rican beat. The crowd was bobbing to the screechy voice of Bad Bunny, a Puerto…
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The Terrible Sensei Shihan
Sensei Shihan grins at the karate class. Most of the students are 5 years old, and only a few can pass the three-foot mark on a measuring tape. Black Bottom Leano walks into the gym, the famous black bottom of his karate uniform shown proudly. He strides to the front of the class, and…