Category: Thoughts
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“This Gaming Monitor is for my schoolwork!”
Billy, Nilly, and Willy were three brothers, aged 13, 14, and 15 respectively. They lived in Dromestead, Florida, and absolutely despised going outside. They sat inside on their three computers all day, wasting their time playing Fortnite, Minecraft, or watching useless TikTok shorts. In fact, they were so intent on gaming that they insisted on…
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The true story of Juan’s Dingle
Juan was a normal 17-year-old. He had a small afro, lived with his parents in the city, and loved playing Fortnite. As an urbanite, Juan took the bus to school, instead of clogging up the highway with a car. He was, indeed, a good man. It was one Tuesday, that events changed Juan’s life forever.…
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Komik Reader gets what he deserves
“Hehe!” Komik Reader was a stout, short boy, aged 13, with a bright neon mohawk, and grisly long arms that ended in razor-like claws, which were perfect for turning the delicate pages of his Komiks. He lived with his family in the urban area of Domestead, a rustic little town in southern Florida. Komik Reader…
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The Geels Claim Another Victim
It was a cloudy morning in Florida. The morning dew still covered the grass outside of the Jackson house, and from inside came laughter and giggling. “Har Har Har!” The ominous chant of The Geels filled the house. Sese, Marm, and Yats, three young, wild, untamed girls were upstairs in the bathroom, laughing insanely for…
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Dullman and Saud go to School
“AUUUGH!” Dullman screamed as a belt whipped across his bottom. Saud, Dullman’s brother, laid sobbing in a corner as Dullman was being punished. Dullman was 8 years old, with a surprising head of no hair. Saud, them more violent twin, was also bad, and 3 times more violent than his brother. Late last night, Dullman…
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Sensen Shihan Wins a Karate Match
It was a cloudy afternoon in San Juan, Puerto Rico. A light spray of rain showered Sensei Shihan’s dirty karate uniform as he walked up, barefoot, to the arena stadium. The 15 lines of people leading into the stadium to buy tickets to the worldwide karate match was ridiculous, and Sensei Shihan only got past…
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Maleb Caddix and his Scam
Maleb’s eyes bugged out as he raised the phone to capture a video of himself. He took a deep breath, and then shouted: “WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT’S UP MALEB ADDICTS, AND WELCOME TO NADA SUCCESS, WHERE I, MALEB, TEACH YOU HOW TO BECOME THE MOST SUCCESSFUL PERSON YOU CAN EVER BE!” Maleb’s left arm, which was not…
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Corrodin’ Gordin goes to School
Gordin groaned as he rubbed his crusty eyelids. A nightmare about anti-rust paint had caused him to wake up. He pulled his head out of the pillow he was sleeping in. It was early in the morning, that’s all he knew. The young boy looked at the alarm clock on the dresser near his…
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Muscle Milk: Contains no Milk – Episode 1
Jimmy woke suddenly. His long neck was sore, and his lean arms felt like lead, weighed down by his own drowsiness. His eyes first registered darkness, then slowly adjusted to the room that he was in. The room was bare, around 5 feet in width and height, with a nondescript metal texture to the wall.…
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the UPS guy steals a GTX 1650
Billy was a tireless UPS employee. He worked day and night to deliver packages around the small town of Fort Lauderdale, Florida. He had to wade through swamps, climb fences, and even tame wild dogs. The horrors of being a delivery man were every delivery man’s nightmare. One cloudy Tuesday, Billy had 15 packages to…
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