Category: Yatimae
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Shef’s Spaghetti
Shef cackled with delight and he pushed the heavy metal spade into the ground. He was in the graveyard in the middle of the night. A full moon blazed down, illuminating the headstone where Shef was stationed. He wheezed with exertion as he heaved his flabby stomach into his foot, which pushed the blade into…
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Jimmy The Roach Strikes Again
Jimmy wiggled his antennae and checked the watch on his front leg. It was 12 o’clock, time to start scavenging around the house. The roachwiggled his antennae and checked the watch on his front leg. It was 12 o’clock, time to start scavenging around the house. Jimmy lived in a house full of wild,…
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Yatimae Wants Hot Tea
“I want hot tea!” shouted the tiny toddler, smashing her fist on her parent’s door at 4 in the morning. Yatimae was a stingy, greedy, and spoiled three-year-old baby, but everybody acted like she was a perfect princess. Yatimae had a craving for hot tea ever moment of the day. She would command her servants,…
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Hot Tea
Nothing like a cuppa hot tea. You have a bad cut? Drink some Hot Tea, and the would will heal. Head severed from neck? Hot tea is the thing you want to drink, if you can manage to consume it. Yatimae calls to her slave, the one her brothers call Mommy. “Want hot tea!” Yatimae…
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