Tag: Blog
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Muscle Milk: Contains no Milk – Episode 1
Jimmy woke suddenly. His long neck was sore, and his lean arms felt like lead, weighed down by his own drowsiness. His eyes first registered darkness, then slowly adjusted to the room that he was in. The room was bare, around 5 feet in width and height, with a nondescript metal texture to the wall.…
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The True Story of Corrodin’ Gordin’
Gordin’ was a small, stubby child of the young age of 11. The youthful adolescent had a short haircut all the way to his scalp, and resided with his brother, Bradle, with their parents in Florida. Bradle was a rambunctious child of the wild. He had a buttery-like boombox of a voice and would constantly…
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the UPS guy steals a GTX 1650
Billy was a tireless UPS employee. He worked day and night to deliver packages around the small town of Fort Lauderdale, Florida. He had to wade through swamps, climb fences, and even tame wild dogs. The horrors of being a delivery man were every delivery man’s nightmare. One cloudy Tuesday, Billy had 15 packages to…
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Aseen Amir And The Wild Zoom Class
Aaseen Amir was a chubby 30-year-old man who lived in his mom’s basement in Michigan. He had a flap of greasy black hair that was always styled in a ridiculously shiny combover. He was the founder of Bore Kids, a company that specialized in children’s books. Every evening, Aseen Amir would hold a Zoom…
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Lazy Bum sleeps through an Earthquake
Andris the Lazy Bum snored soundly in his comfortable water bed. He was nestled in 5 layers of blankets, somehow oblivious to what was going on around him in the bedroom. It was 3 PM in the afternoon in the rural town of Fort Lauderdale, Florida, and the afternoon sun baked whichever poor soul had…
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Electric Scooter
I woke with a start. My throat was dry, and my feet were cold, but I jumped out of my comfortable, warm bed anyways. I had heard clanking in my half-sleeping state, and peered out the frosted window, that looked to the front street. I almost dropped to the floor with surprise. It was an…
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Shef’s Pizzeria
Shef grinned happily as he painted the finishing touches on the sign for his restaurant. After many weeks of selling his prized possessions, the gourmet chef had saved up enough money to pay for an empty Chick-Fil-A in the middle of the New York City. Shef pulled out a glass canister of mysterious…
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Artymiss, Maleb, And The Bank
Maleb Caddix whooped in his fiberglass restraints as his father, Madt, screeched into Fifth Third Bank’s parking lot in their Lamborghini. “LET’S GO! I’M NO AVERAGE, I’M SO SAVAGE!” Maleb shrieked. His seemingly boneless limbs flapped this way and that, destroying anything that was in their path. “Shut your mouth son. We have…
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Hawwy and Sensei Shihan fight in the UFC – The Weigh-In
It was exactly 5pm in the Las Vegas Hilton Hotel. Inside of the auditorium, a huge crowd of about fifteen thousand strong was cheering and clapping, some even booing, as the contestants for the evening MMA match strolled out onto the ring. On the huge flat-screen’s above, the contestant’s names were flashing. “Sensei Shihan…
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Nani Sinda?!
Nani Sinda?! (make sure to like this blog) Anime Watcher breathed heavily as he crammed another handful of buttery popcorn into his greedy mouth. It was a dark night in Japan. Anime Watcher had found a new home for the night, under a bridge. Bridges were the homes off all Anime Watcher. Anime Watcher lugged…
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