Tag: Blog
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Skydiving, But With No Parachute
Pete Zahut screamed as he flung out of the single propellor aircraft. The man who had shoved him out of the airplane was one Billy Ibn Fulan, part of the Russian Mafia, and a member of the KGB. Pete screamed as his huge, chunky body, fell to the earth like the Rock of Gibraltar.…
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Jimmy The Roach Strikes Again
Jimmy wiggled his antennae and checked the watch on his front leg. It was 12 o’clock, time to start scavenging around the house. The roachwiggled his antennae and checked the watch on his front leg. It was 12 o’clock, time to start scavenging around the house. Jimmy lived in a house full of wild,…
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Mosquito
“Owch!” Pocrackte cried out as she felt a large prick on his forearm. She slapped it with her other hand and looked at the bright red splotch of blood on her hand. “These nasty mosquitos! They love my blood!” It was late in the afternoon in Puerto Rico, and Pocrackte was having a…
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Gourmet Shef Goes To McDonalds
“Eheh!” Shef cackled like a goose as he waddled his short, squat, squash-like body up the main street. Shef waggled his eyebrows at a gaggle of young women crossing the street. “Hey bebe! Want to come back to my restaurant? I have a blackbird pie you would DIE for! Literally!” Shef was not kidding…
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Yatimae Wants Hot Tea
“I want hot tea!” shouted the tiny toddler, smashing her fist on her parent’s door at 4 in the morning. Yatimae was a stingy, greedy, and spoiled three-year-old baby, but everybody acted like she was a perfect princess. Yatimae had a craving for hot tea ever moment of the day. She would command her servants,…
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Maleb And Madt Caddix Assault The Elderly
Maleb whooped in his restraints like a deranged orangutang as his father, Madt, revved the car engine. They were headed to the supermarket to pick up some tools for their latest heist. “Lets GOOO! I’M NOT AVERAGE, I’M SAVAGE!” The reinforced straps holding the beluga headed Maleb to the car seat strained under the tremendous…
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Gourmet Shef Makes Fried Chicken
It was a bright sunny morning in New York City. On main avenue, in a large restaurant, a cooking contest was taking place. The tables and chairs had been arranged into miniature kitchens, and about ten contestant cooks were standing, watching the judges at the head table. There was one empty kitchen, maybe the contestant…
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Sayse the Kooky Cookie Cook (try saying it five times fast)
“Yo! Time to make COOKIES!” Sayse bleated. Sayse galloped into the kitchen and reached into the pantry. She rummaged around through the mess and grabbed what she thought is a bag of flour. “Flour! Main ingredient of cookies!” Sayse thought out loud. Sayse poured all the entire bag of baking soda into a metal…
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Sayse The Calorie Abolitionist
“Yo! Too many calories!” Sayse grunted as she spooned out another 15 calories from her glass of water. “I’ll need to work off all these calories with my, BELLY FAT APP!” Sayse looked into the glass, and satisfied, took a swig out of the side of her mouth. She shuddered as she felt the…
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The Cheese Man’s Trigonometry Troubles
The Cheese Man was a vicious man. He had a disheveled haircut, and a pair of round spectacles. He thought they made him look smart. The Cheese Man always wore a tan dress shirt, and khakis, which complemented his cheesy-yellow skin. He had a deep, rich, cheesy voice, one that rivaled the great Cheddar.…
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