Tag: Funny
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Irm the Feesh goes to Costco
Irm the Feesh gurgled as she was ejected out of the toilet and water splashed everywhere. The toilet network truly was an amazing thing, connecting Irm’s homeland Atlantis to Topside, the human’s domain. A man using the toilet right next to Irm screamed as he witnessed the Feesh flopping toward the door. Irm walked…
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Linebacker goes to Hoover Dam
Heyme growled as he jumped onto the tour bus. The driver held out his hand for the fee, but Heyme ignored it and instead walked to the back of the bus. “Hey! You got to pay me to drive you!” The bus driver turned around and shouted at Heyme. Heyme turned slowly, his huge…
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Maleb Cadix goes Skydiving.
Maleb jumped into the propeller plane. The whole thing bounced as his feet touched the ground of the airplane. Maleb’s dad, Madt, jumped in after him. The pilot in the front of the plane was writing off something on a notepad. “LET’S GO!” Maleb screamed into the pilot’s ear. The pilot, Erb, jumped in his…
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Hawwy goes to the Aquarium
Hawwy whizzes past the sign to “Port Mare Aquarium” on his ratty broomstick. He cackles like a witch as he lands on the sidewalk leading up to the huge rotating doors. Hawwy dismounts and slips the broom into his trusty orange jumpsuit. Hawwy then waddles up to the rotating doors. Hawwy remembers his last encounter…
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Yanse the master of keys
Yanse could hear snoring as she crept into the Hackson’s house. It was a quite enormous house, with three floors. She quickly glanced at the titanium lock holding the front porch’s door shut. She glared at the lock, and steam rose from the lock. Seconds later, the lock clattered to the concrete. That was…
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Hawwy goes to Best Buy
Hawwy cackles with delight as he steps into Best Buy, an enormous electronic store. It is around nine in the morning. The person sitting at the front checkout, named Vladmik, immediately suspects something bad is going to happen. This little boy has the aura of destruction. Hawwy navigates through the many registers, people in…
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Hawwy tries to robs a bank
Hawwy grins manically as he creeps into the dark alley. He is “strategically” located in front of the place. Hawwy slips on a black ski mask and almost immediately, fog covers his round glasses. “Unhand me, muggles!” He shouts, thinking that someone is trying to rob him. Hawwy stumbles backward and trips over a…
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Hawwy goes to the petting zoo
Hawwy cackles gleefully as he zooms toward Happy Kids Petting Zoo on his ratty old broomstick. Some rain clouds fill up the sky, and a slight drizzle makes navigating treacherous. As soon as he lands, Hawwy smells it. The disgusting, barn animal smell like the extract of dirty sneakers dipped in moldy cheese. Hawwy…
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Irm the Feesh
Irm the Feesh gurgles as she airs the water plants. If the plants didn’t have air, they would die. Irm airs the last flower, and then puts the airing can back in the garden shed. She swims up the driveway to her house and opens the door. A blast of warm water hits Irm in…
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