Tag: Hawwy
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The true story of Juan’s Dingle
Juan was a normal 17-year-old. He had a small afro, lived with his parents in the city, and loved playing Fortnite. As an urbanite, Juan took the bus to school, instead of clogging up the highway with a car. He was, indeed, a good man. It was one Tuesday, that events changed Juan’s life forever.…
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Hawwy and Sensei Shihan fight in the UFC – The Weigh-In
It was exactly 5pm in the Las Vegas Hilton Hotel. Inside of the auditorium, a huge crowd of about fifteen thousand strong was cheering and clapping, some even booing, as the contestants for the evening MMA match strolled out onto the ring. On the huge flat-screen’s above, the contestant’s names were flashing. “Sensei Shihan…
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Hawwy gets on a plane
“Hawwy!” yelled Harmony, as Hawwy took a running leap at the flight attendant. “Muggle!” Hawwy grunted, slamming his tiny fists into the flight attendants face. “Gimme your chocolate frogs! You don’t have them?!” Harmony grabbed Hawwy’s tiny body and ripped him off of the poor woman, who had fell to the ground and was…
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The Idiocy of Hawwy Pottah
Hawwy Pottah was a quite stubby young boy, with some serious anger issues and quite an imaginative mind. His two friends, Hairymione Kranker and Ranuld Waslip liked to follow Hawwy everywhere he went, even if that place was the restroom. It was around 6am in the Gryffindor tower when it happened. Hawwy, who…
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The Hobo that lived in a House
Bimmy snored loudly in his water mattress. The mattress, which actually wasn’t a water mattress but a regular mattress that had been soaked in water, had all sorts of plants and organisms living inside and on it. Bimmy cried out in panic and clutched his teddy bear tightly. He was having a terrible dream that…
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Hawwy goes to the Aquarium
Hawwy whizzes past the sign to “Port Mare Aquarium” on his ratty broomstick. He cackles like a witch as he lands on the sidewalk leading up to the huge rotating doors. Hawwy dismounts and slips the broom into his trusty orange jumpsuit. Hawwy then waddles up to the rotating doors. Hawwy remembers his last encounter…
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Hawwy goes to space
Hawwy cackles as he zooms out of the atmosphere into pure blackness. He chokes and tries to breathe in, but there is nothing to breathe. Hawwy raises his wand and casts a spell with his last breath. A invisible bubble appears out of thin air, and shrinks around Hawwy’s head. He tries breathing, and is…
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Hawwy goes to the park
Hawwy glided towards Juniper Park on his ratty broomstick. It shook in the air as turbulence slammed into him. Hawwy tried to hold on, but his grip was getting loose. Hawwy fell the 150 feet to the ground, landing right on his head. Hawwy bounced a couple of times, and slowly came to rest.…
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Hawwy goes to Best Buy
Hawwy cackles with delight as he steps into Best Buy, an enormous electronic store. It is around nine in the morning. The person sitting at the front checkout, named Vladmik, immediately suspects something bad is going to happen. This little boy has the aura of destruction. Hawwy navigates through the many registers, people in…
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Hawwy tries to robs a bank
Hawwy grins manically as he creeps into the dark alley. He is “strategically” located in front of the place. Hawwy slips on a black ski mask and almost immediately, fog covers his round glasses. “Unhand me, muggles!” He shouts, thinking that someone is trying to rob him. Hawwy stumbles backward and trips over a…
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