Tag: Heyme
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Linebacker gets the Nuclear Football
Linebacker loudly heaved the rest of his lunch out onto the White House’s pristine grass lawns, groaning in pain He really shouldn’t have trusted the shady man selling the “bean burritos” down on Town Square. After he finished emptying his stomach, Linebacker sullenly gazed up at the White House’s enormous form. Ever since his…
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Heyme’s Nerves
Heyme shrieked in agony as a slight breeze completed shattered the bottom on his vertebrae. He collapsed to the ground, groaning, and writhing like a decapitated snake. Heyme shouted like a dying moose, calling the police and whoever had witnessed his murder. Heyme’s acting skills were legendary in these parts of the world. He pointed…
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Heyme the Hutt
Heyme yowled as a slight breeze completed shattered his 2nd and 4th vertebrae. He collapsed to the ground, groaning and writhing like a decapitated snake. Heyme shirked like a dying mongoose, calling the police and whoever had witnessed his murder. Heyme’s acting skills were legendary in these parts of the world. Heyme pointed a…
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