Tag: Humor
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“This Gaming Monitor is for my schoolwork!”
Billy, Nilly, and Willy were three brothers, aged 13, 14, and 15 respectively. They lived in Dromestead, Florida, and absolutely despised going outside. They sat inside on their three computers all day, wasting their time playing Fortnite, Minecraft, or watching useless TikTok shorts. In fact, they were so intent on gaming that they insisted on…
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The true story of Juan’s Dingle
Juan was a normal 17-year-old. He had a small afro, lived with his parents in the city, and loved playing Fortnite. As an urbanite, Juan took the bus to school, instead of clogging up the highway with a car. He was, indeed, a good man. It was one Tuesday, that events changed Juan’s life forever.…
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Komik Reader gets what he deserves
“Hehe!” Komik Reader was a stout, short boy, aged 13, with a bright neon mohawk, and grisly long arms that ended in razor-like claws, which were perfect for turning the delicate pages of his Komiks. He lived with his family in the urban area of Domestead, a rustic little town in southern Florida. Komik Reader…
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Injustice Man Saves the Day
Andris wasn’t the kind of boy that you would think of as a superhero. He was a stout young man, aged 13, with a visible mustache and beard, eyebrows the size of sausages, and wavy red hair. Andris resided in a deep dark hole, in an isolated island he called the “Cove of Injustice”, 20…
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Shef’s Shenanigans at an arcade
Shef cackled menacingly as he approached the entrance to “XTREME SPORTS AND ARCADE”. He was laying low from the law for now until the FBI moved him down their Most Wanted watchlist. Waddling into the huge building, the squat man noticed that there was a couple dozen people forming a line that led down to…
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Sensen Shihan Wins a Karate Match
It was a cloudy afternoon in San Juan, Puerto Rico. A light spray of rain showered Sensei Shihan’s dirty karate uniform as he walked up, barefoot, to the arena stadium. The 15 lines of people leading into the stadium to buy tickets to the worldwide karate match was ridiculous, and Sensei Shihan only got past…
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Corrodin’ Gordin goes to School
Gordin groaned as he rubbed his crusty eyelids. A nightmare about anti-rust paint had caused him to wake up. He pulled his head out of the pillow he was sleeping in. It was early in the morning, that’s all he knew. The young boy looked at the alarm clock on the dresser near his…
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Muscle Milk: Contains no Milk – Episode 1
Jimmy woke suddenly. His long neck was sore, and his lean arms felt like lead, weighed down by his own drowsiness. His eyes first registered darkness, then slowly adjusted to the room that he was in. The room was bare, around 5 feet in width and height, with a nondescript metal texture to the wall.…
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The True Story of Corrodin’ Gordin’
Gordin’ was a small, stubby child of the young age of 11. The youthful adolescent had a short haircut all the way to his scalp, and resided with his brother, Bradle, with their parents in Florida. Bradle was a rambunctious child of the wild. He had a buttery-like boombox of a voice and would constantly…
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the UPS guy steals a GTX 1650
Billy was a tireless UPS employee. He worked day and night to deliver packages around the small town of Fort Lauderdale, Florida. He had to wade through swamps, climb fences, and even tame wild dogs. The horrors of being a delivery man were every delivery man’s nightmare. One cloudy Tuesday, Billy had 15 packages to…
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