Tag: Humor
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Aseen Amir And The Wild Zoom Class
Aaseen Amir was a chubby 30-year-old man who lived in his mom’s basement in Michigan. He had a flap of greasy black hair that was always styled in a ridiculously shiny combover. He was the founder of Bore Kids, a company that specialized in children’s books. Every evening, Aseen Amir would hold a Zoom…
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Electric Scooter
I woke with a start. My throat was dry, and my feet were cold, but I jumped out of my comfortable, warm bed anyways. I had heard clanking in my half-sleeping state, and peered out the frosted window, that looked to the front street. I almost dropped to the floor with surprise. It was an…
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Shef’s Pizzeria
Shef grinned happily as he painted the finishing touches on the sign for his restaurant. After many weeks of selling his prized possessions, the gourmet chef had saved up enough money to pay for an empty Chick-Fil-A in the middle of the New York City. Shef pulled out a glass canister of mysterious…
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Sensei Shihan’s Zoom Class
Sensei Shihan muttered curses as he tried to work the new fancy technology, his computer. He glared at the mouse. “Fancy tech!” After many minutes of clicking, smashing the keyboard, and accidentally opening Fortnite, Sensei Shihan finally managed to click the Zoom icon on the desktop. He grinned evilly as he began inviting…
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Artymiss, Maleb, And The Bank
Maleb Caddix whooped in his fiberglass restraints as his father, Madt, screeched into Fifth Third Bank’s parking lot in their Lamborghini. “LET’S GO! I’M NO AVERAGE, I’M SO SAVAGE!” Maleb shrieked. His seemingly boneless limbs flapped this way and that, destroying anything that was in their path. “Shut your mouth son. We have…
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Hawwy and Sensei Shihan fight in the UFC – The Weigh-In
It was exactly 5pm in the Las Vegas Hilton Hotel. Inside of the auditorium, a huge crowd of about fifteen thousand strong was cheering and clapping, some even booing, as the contestants for the evening MMA match strolled out onto the ring. On the huge flat-screen’s above, the contestant’s names were flashing. “Sensei Shihan…
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Nani Sinda?!
Nani Sinda?! (make sure to like this blog) Anime Watcher breathed heavily as he crammed another handful of buttery popcorn into his greedy mouth. It was a dark night in Japan. Anime Watcher had found a new home for the night, under a bridge. Bridges were the homes off all Anime Watcher. Anime Watcher lugged…
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Skydiving, But With No Parachute
Pete Zahut screamed as he flung out of the single propellor aircraft. The man who had shoved him out of the airplane was one Billy Ibn Fulan, part of the Russian Mafia, and a member of the KGB. Pete screamed as his huge, chunky body, fell to the earth like the Rock of Gibraltar.…
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Jimmy The Roach Strikes Again
Jimmy wiggled his antennae and checked the watch on his front leg. It was 12 o’clock, time to start scavenging around the house. The roachwiggled his antennae and checked the watch on his front leg. It was 12 o’clock, time to start scavenging around the house. Jimmy lived in a house full of wild,…
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Mosquito
“Owch!” Pocrackte cried out as she felt a large prick on his forearm. She slapped it with her other hand and looked at the bright red splotch of blood on her hand. “These nasty mosquitos! They love my blood!” It was late in the afternoon in Puerto Rico, and Pocrackte was having a…
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