Tag: Humor
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‘Addy robs a bank
‘Addy slipped on his black ski-mask and donned gloves and boots with metal spiked cleats. His plan was going smoothly so far. He peered out of the bathroom stall to make sure nobody was inside, and quietly tip-toed out. According to his watch, it was exactly 8:59 PM. The bank was closed to anyone. …
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Dullman and Saud go to the Zoo
It was approximately 6:00 AM in the morning. Jamala and Lookman, the twin’s older siblings, were at the local farm, purchasing a several 100lbs bags of dirt. Macken, the children’s mother, was sitting watch in the front of the car, holding a tranquilizer dart at the ready. She was slowly snoozing off though, it was,…
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Heyme’s Nerves
Heyme shrieked in agony as a slight breeze completed shattered the bottom on his vertebrae. He collapsed to the ground, groaning, and writhing like a decapitated snake. Heyme shouted like a dying moose, calling the police and whoever had witnessed his murder. Heyme’s acting skills were legendary in these parts of the world. He pointed…
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‘Addy the Pirate
‘Addy was a vicious pirate captain. He had a scraggly beard, huge puffy sideburns, and a small afro. His cutlass, a long metal sword, hung as his side, in case he was surprised. ‘Addy had a wooden leg, the victim of a rogue shark attack. He lived aboard the Black Pearl, an enormous ship with…
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Heymei goes to London
Heymei cackled gleefully as he walked off his 50% off flight from New York to London. Huge, towering buildings surrounded the tiny airport as Heymei waved his hand for a taxicab. Ever since his alter-ego, Anime-watcher, had been to Japan, he would never be the same visiting other countries. A cab pulled up to…
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The last icebender
Aang stood on top of the stone castle’s turret, dancing. The ancient art of Wuju dancing was the most powerful form of magic in the kingdom. With enough practice, you would wield magic powerful enough to reduce the earth to a couple of atoms. Aang was a skinny nine-year old child. His bald…
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Maleb goes to the zoo
Maleb screamed in delight from the backseat of the car as his father, Madt, pulled into St. Juts Zoo. “Let’s go dad! I’m not average! I’M A SAVAGE!” Without looking, Madt reached back from the driver’s seat and grabbed his son’s neck with his huge hand, tightened his grip. “Shut your mouth son,…
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Gourmet Shef goes to Cooking School
Shef wheezed as his ripped open the letter that had appeared outside his hut. It was six in the morning, and the streets leading up to the Eiffel Tower were completely empty, except for a few stray cats and rats. As his eyes scanned the words, he began to jump up and down,…
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Dullman and Saud don’t get their mud
Dullman and Saud’s mother needed to stock up on mud power. The two twins would use up the fifty-pound bag of dirt over the course of five days, and when they ran out, the children got even more rowdy than they usually were. Home Depot’s bags of dirt were quite expensive. They didn’t need horse…
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Sensei Shihan celebrates Thanksgiving
Sensei Shihan stood in the middle of the farmyard, dressed in his perfectly white karate uniform, known as a Gi. His balding head sprouted a few hairs, and they fluttered in the small breeze. It was Thursday, the day of Thanksgiving. Sensei Shihan didn’t know why people celebrated this certain day, but he was…
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