Tag: Idiot
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Linebacker
Linebacker was a short, stubby young boy. Linebacker was his first, middle, and last name. He was born to play football. Ever since the football player was three years old, he enjoyed smashing into his schoolmates in kindergarten, causing extreme pain, and in most cases, hospitalization. Linebacker’s motto was: “If it stands in…
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Meet Maleb
Maleb was an eleven-year-old child. He wore holey black jeans, a white shirt, and had his spiky hair infused with gel so it resembled a large spike on his rotund head. His short body was a surprising 3 ½ feet off of the ground. The young child had a habit of drinking cranberry juice,…
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Artymiss robs a bank
Artymiss cackled like a deranged ape as he sat holstered in his pink booster seat. The young boy grabbed at his bowl of Cheerios and stuffed them into his mouth. The cereal spilled over his designer suit. While he chewed, he bent his head low, grinning and rubbing his short fingers together in an…
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‘Addysaurus
It was late in the morning on Isla Arena, an island off of the coast of Puerto Rico. A large lab had been set up right in the middle of the fifteen-mile stretch of lush jungle. Once you passed through the double sealed airlock, you would be greeted by a large cage with a…
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Dullman and Saud go to the Zoo
It was approximately 6:00 AM in the morning. Jamala and Lookman, the twin’s older siblings, were at the local farm, purchasing a several 100lbs bags of dirt. Macken, the children’s mother, was sitting watch in the front of the car, holding a tranquilizer dart at the ready. She was slowly snoozing off though, it was,…
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The last icebender
Aang stood on top of the stone castle’s turret, dancing. The ancient art of Wuju dancing was the most powerful form of magic in the kingdom. With enough practice, you would wield magic powerful enough to reduce the earth to a couple of atoms. Aang was a skinny nine-year old child. His bald…
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ugly cars
Yesterday I was looking up me some cars. I wanted to find the coolest, most unique one. So I googled, “best car”, and you know what came up? Yes. The ugliest car I have seen in my life. Even the car my grandma has, the one she bought for $3, looked newer than this. Either…
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The Idiocy of Hawwy Pottah
Hawwy Pottah was a quite stubby young boy, with some serious anger issues and quite an imaginative mind. His two friends, Hairymione Kranker and Ranuld Waslip liked to follow Hawwy everywhere he went, even if that place was the restroom. It was around 6am in the Gryffindor tower when it happened. Hawwy, who…
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