Tag: Idiot
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Linebacker
Linebacker was a short, stubby young boy. Linebacker was his first, middle, and last name. He was born to play football. Ever since the football player was three years old, he enjoyed smashing into his schoolmates in kindergarten, causing extreme pain, and in most cases, hospitalization. Linebacker’s motto was: “If it stands in…
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Dullman and Saud go to the Zoo
It was approximately 6:00 AM in the morning. Jamala and Lookman, the twin’s older siblings, were at the local farm, purchasing a several 100lbs bags of dirt. Macken, the children’s mother, was sitting watch in the front of the car, holding a tranquilizer dart at the ready. She was slowly snoozing off though, it was,…
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ugly cars
Yesterday I was looking up me some cars. I wanted to find the coolest, most unique one. So I googled, “best car”, and you know what came up? Yes. The ugliest car I have seen in my life. Even the car my grandma has, the one she bought for $3, looked newer than this. Either…
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The Idiocy of Hawwy Pottah
Hawwy Pottah was a quite stubby young boy, with some serious anger issues and quite an imaginative mind. His two friends, Hairymione Kranker and Ranuld Waslip liked to follow Hawwy everywhere he went, even if that place was the restroom. It was around 6am in the Gryffindor tower when it happened. Hawwy, who…