Tag: Linebacker
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Linebacker
Linebacker was a short, stubby young boy. Linebacker was his first, middle, and last name. He was born to play football. Ever since the football player was three years old, he enjoyed smashing into his schoolmates in kindergarten, causing extreme pain, and in most cases, hospitalization. Linebacker’s motto was: “If it stands in…
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Linebacker gets the Nuclear Football
Linebacker loudly heaved the rest of his lunch out onto the White House’s pristine grass lawns, groaning in pain He really shouldn’t have trusted the shady man selling the “bean burritos” down on Town Square. After he finished emptying his stomach, Linebacker sullenly gazed up at the White House’s enormous form. Ever since his…
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Linebacker visits Hoover Dam
It was 6:30 AM in Misti City. The sky was dark and cloudy, and a fine layer of misty covered the street. The dark shapes of skyscrapers cast huge shadows on the road. The foot-traffic was mild, only a couple of people rushing to work here and there. Heyme the Linebacker prowled the bus station,…
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Linebacker goes to Hoover Dam
Heyme growled as he jumped onto the tour bus. The driver held out his hand for the fee, but Heyme ignored it and instead walked to the back of the bus. “Hey! You got to pay me to drive you!” The bus driver turned around and shouted at Heyme. Heyme turned slowly, his huge…
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