Tag: Maleb
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Artymiss, Maleb, And The Bank
Maleb Caddix whooped in his fiberglass restraints as his father, Madt, screeched into Fifth Third Bank’s parking lot in their Lamborghini. “LET’S GO! I’M NO AVERAGE, I’M SO SAVAGE!” Maleb shrieked. His seemingly boneless limbs flapped this way and that, destroying anything that was in their path. “Shut your mouth son. We have…
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Hawwy and Sensei Shihan fight in the UFC – The Weigh-In
It was exactly 5pm in the Las Vegas Hilton Hotel. Inside of the auditorium, a huge crowd of about fifteen thousand strong was cheering and clapping, some even booing, as the contestants for the evening MMA match strolled out onto the ring. On the huge flat-screen’s above, the contestant’s names were flashing. “Sensei Shihan…
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Maleb And Madt Caddix Assault The Elderly
Maleb whooped in his restraints like a deranged orangutang as his father, Madt, revved the car engine. They were headed to the supermarket to pick up some tools for their latest heist. “Lets GOOO! I’M NOT AVERAGE, I’M SAVAGE!” The reinforced straps holding the beluga headed Maleb to the car seat strained under the tremendous…
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Meet Maleb
Maleb was an eleven-year-old child. He wore holey black jeans, a white shirt, and had his spiky hair infused with gel so it resembled a large spike on his rotund head. His short body was a surprising 3 ½ feet off of the ground. The young child had a habit of drinking cranberry juice,…
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Maleb goes to the zoo
Maleb screamed in delight from the backseat of the car as his father, Madt, pulled into St. Juts Zoo. “Let’s go dad! I’m not average! I’M A SAVAGE!” Without looking, Madt reached back from the driver’s seat and grabbed his son’s neck with his huge hand, tightened his grip. “Shut your mouth son,…
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Maleb Caddix breaks out of prison
It was approximately 1:15 AM at Chicago State Prison for the Extremely Dangerous Person, Madt Caddix could tell the time just by the angle of the shadow the yellow fluorescent lights cast. Maleb, Madt Caddix’s son, was curled up on the hard cot in his prison cell. Madt was hold onto to the cell…
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Maleb Caddix goes to the gym
Maleb whooped in his car seat as it pulled into the local gym’s parking lot. It was 7:23 in the morning. A cool breeze made the trees bend. “Careful son,” said Madt, Maleb’s dad. “We don’t want the police to think we have a deranged criminal again. Remember what happened last time?”. Maleb nodded…
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Maleb Cadix goes Skydiving.
Maleb jumped into the propeller plane. The whole thing bounced as his feet touched the ground of the airplane. Maleb’s dad, Madt, jumped in after him. The pilot in the front of the plane was writing off something on a notepad. “LET’S GO!” Maleb screamed into the pilot’s ear. The pilot, Erb, jumped in his…
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