Tag: Milk
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Muscle Milk: Contains no Milk – Episode 1
Jimmy woke suddenly. His long neck was sore, and his lean arms felt like lead, weighed down by his own drowsiness. His eyes first registered darkness, then slowly adjusted to the room that he was in. The room was bare, around 5 feet in width and height, with a nondescript metal texture to the wall.…
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Gandmamaso visits the Milk Factory
Gandmamaso wheezed as she stopped at the entrance of “100% Milk”, a milk factory. 100% Milk was located in the center of the island of Puerto Rico. In the parking lot, about a dozen broken down cars sat. One of them didn’t even have any wheels but stood on four cinderblocks. A disgusting scent…
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Gandmamaso Strikes Again
Gandmamaso cackles as she takes a swig from her white flask. A milk moustache covers the gruesome hairs on her chin and upper lip. Standing on the balcony of the tallest building in the world, Burj Khalifa, Gandmamaso can feel the strength of the wind as it whips her milk stained robes around. Gandmamaso’s target,…
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The Adventures of Mike, Nike, and Bike
Once upon a time there were three brothers named Mike, Nike, and Bike. They lived inside a small cottage in a forest in Germany with their only relative, Gandmamaso. She was so old her skin looked and sounded like crackly paper. Gandmamaso also enjoyed slurping down immense amounts of milk for breakfast, lunch, and…
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