Tag: Russian
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Skydiving, But With No Parachute
Pete Zahut screamed as he flung out of the single propellor aircraft. The man who had shoved him out of the airplane was one Billy Ibn Fulan, part of the Russian Mafia, and a member of the KGB. Pete screamed as his huge, chunky body, fell to the earth like the Rock of Gibraltar.…
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The Good Russian
With a mean stature of over 4’ tall, his long blonde hair slicked back, and bulging muscles, which had to be contained with metal rings, Vladmik Svetlana was the ideal Russian. His face was always contained, and he never let any emotion show. When Vladmik was four, he and his parents moved from…
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Hawwy goes to the Aquarium
Hawwy whizzes past the sign to “Port Mare Aquarium” on his ratty broomstick. He cackles like a witch as he lands on the sidewalk leading up to the huge rotating doors. Hawwy dismounts and slips the broom into his trusty orange jumpsuit. Hawwy then waddles up to the rotating doors. Hawwy remembers his last encounter…
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Hawwy tries to robs a bank
Hawwy grins manically as he creeps into the dark alley. He is “strategically” located in front of the place. Hawwy slips on a black ski mask and almost immediately, fog covers his round glasses. “Unhand me, muggles!” He shouts, thinking that someone is trying to rob him. Hawwy stumbles backward and trips over a…
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