Tag: Story
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Mosquito
“Owch!” Pocrackte cried out as she felt a large prick on his forearm. She slapped it with her other hand and looked at the bright red splotch of blood on her hand. “These nasty mosquitos! They love my blood!” It was late in the afternoon in Puerto Rico, and Pocrackte was having a…
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Gourmet Shef Goes To McDonalds
“Eheh!” Shef cackled like a goose as he waddled his short, squat, squash-like body up the main street. Shef waggled his eyebrows at a gaggle of young women crossing the street. “Hey bebe! Want to come back to my restaurant? I have a blackbird pie you would DIE for! Literally!” Shef was not kidding…
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Linebacker
Linebacker was a short, stubby young boy. Linebacker was his first, middle, and last name. He was born to play football. Ever since the football player was three years old, he enjoyed smashing into his schoolmates in kindergarten, causing extreme pain, and in most cases, hospitalization. Linebacker’s motto was: “If it stands in…
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‘Addysaurus
It was late in the morning on Isla Arena, an island off of the coast of Puerto Rico. A large lab had been set up right in the middle of the fifteen-mile stretch of lush jungle. Once you passed through the double sealed airlock, you would be greeted by a large cage with a…
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Linebacker gets the Nuclear Football
Linebacker loudly heaved the rest of his lunch out onto the White House’s pristine grass lawns, groaning in pain He really shouldn’t have trusted the shady man selling the “bean burritos” down on Town Square. After he finished emptying his stomach, Linebacker sullenly gazed up at the White House’s enormous form. Ever since his…
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Heyme’s Nerves
Heyme shrieked in agony as a slight breeze completed shattered the bottom on his vertebrae. He collapsed to the ground, groaning, and writhing like a decapitated snake. Heyme shouted like a dying moose, calling the police and whoever had witnessed his murder. Heyme’s acting skills were legendary in these parts of the world. He pointed…
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Hawwy goes to Walmart
It is Friday. Black Friday to be specific. Hawwy leaps into a metal shopping cart in the parking lot of Walmart. The lot is full of all sorts of cars, but luckily, Hawwy found this cart before anyone else. Crazed shoppers line the store entrance, pushing and screaming to get in first. “Push… Shopping……
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Linebacker
Linebacker was a short, stubby young boy. He was always in full football gear, except for the blue shorts he always wore. Linebacker was his first, middle, and last name. If you had survived long enough to hear him tell you that, it was probably too late anyways. Linebacker was born to play…
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Revenge of the Hot Chalk
The dull sound of a Komik page being turned echoed off of the stone walls of Heyme’s Hut. Inside of Heyme’s Hut, a cauldron of boiling Hot Chalk filled the room with an acrid smell of whatever the Hot Chalk contained. Frog legs, snake heads, and chicken feet hung from strings attached to the roof,…
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