Tag: Sully
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Sayse The Calorie Abolitionist
“Yo! Too many calories!” Sayse grunted as she spooned out another 15 calories from her glass of water. “I’ll need to work off all these calories with my, BELLY FAT APP!” Sayse looked into the glass, and satisfied, took a swig out of the side of her mouth. She shuddered as she felt the…
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Gourmet Shef make Pizza
Shef grinned malevolently as he shoveled dirt into his metal pail. It was midnight, the perfect time to retrieve dirt from the graveyard. The moon shone high in the sky like it did most nights in the cemetery. Shef had laid out his equipment on the grass; a small flat rock that was supposed…
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Meet Maleb
Maleb was an eleven-year-old child. He wore holey black jeans, a white shirt, and had his spiky hair infused with gel so it resembled a large spike on his rotund head. His short body was a surprising 3 ½ feet off of the ground. The young child had a habit of drinking cranberry juice,…
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Dullman and Saud try reading class
Dullman yipped excitedly as Saud clicked “Join Meeting”. “Chantil will be excited to teach us!” Saud thought out loud, as the zoom meeting started. Chantil was Dullman and Saud’s reading teacher. She was smart because she chose virtual classes instead of meeting in person. Nobody wanted to be anywhere within a fifteen-mile radius of…
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Hey, bebe
Heyme grinned as he gunned the engine on his new Maserati, speeding down the street. Ever since he had scammed the last billionaire, selling a two-dollar painting he made for 12 million dollars, Heyme had been spending his funds on useless items. “Eyyy, bebe!” he ran his sharp claws through his spiked dyed…
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Dullman and Saud go to the mall
Dullman groaned in pain as Macken whacked him with a long, thin, metal bar. Saud cried for his brother, feeling the sting on his buttocks as if he had been hit too. “Don’t-“ SMACK “You-“ SMACK “Ever-“ SMACK “Run off-“ SMACK “Again!” SMACK Macken growled into Dullman’s ear, punctuating each word with a…
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Goumet Shef makes Spaghetti
Shef cackled with delight and he pushed the heavy metal spade into the ground. He was in the graveyard in the middle of the night. A full moon blazed down, illuminating the headstone where Shef was stationed. He wheezed with exertion as he heaved his flabby stomach into his foot, which pushed the blade…
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Buttlah and Artymiss
Artymiss was a 12-year-old idiot. He had splotchy pale skin and a slicked back mop of hair, which hung down to his shoulders. He wore headphones which were always blasting rap, baggy jeans with stains and holes, and a transparent white tank-top, which showed off his painted-on mascara 13 pack, something which wasn’t possible unless,…
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‘Addysaurus
It was late in the morning on Isla Arena, an island off of the coast of Puerto Rico. A large lab had been set up right in the middle of the fifteen-mile stretch of lush jungle. Once you passed through the double sealed airlock, you would be greeted by a large cage with a…
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‘Addy robs a bank
‘Addy slipped on his black ski-mask and donned gloves and boots with metal spiked cleats. His plan was going smoothly so far. He peered out of the bathroom stall to make sure nobody was inside, and quietly tip-toed out. According to his watch, it was exactly 8:59 PM. The bank was closed to anyone. …
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