Tag: Writing
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Siblings
Young children, especially my FIVE brothers and sisters, are hard to deal with. Sometimes in the middle of the day, I’ll make myself some hot chocolate or juice. I swear, as soon as they see me making food, they want some too, as if they wanted it before. Then slowly, one by one, the…
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i hate oatmeal
you shudder as the kidnapped wraps thick ropes around your wrists, tying you to a chair. The dark room is suddenly illuminated by flickering yellow fluorescent lights. “So,” It’s Billy Ibn Fulan. Billy is sitting right in front of you, his bald head reflecting light like a mirror. Everybody is scared of him. Why wouldn’t…
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The Idiocy of Hawwy Pottah
Hawwy Pottah was a quite stubby young boy, with some serious anger issues and quite an imaginative mind. His two friends, Hairymione Kranker and Ranuld Waslip liked to follow Hawwy everywhere he went, even if that place was the restroom. It was around 6am in the Gryffindor tower when it happened. Hawwy, who…
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Gandmamaso visits the Milk Factory
Gandmamaso wheezed as she stopped at the entrance of “100% Milk”, a milk factory. 100% Milk was located in the center of the island of Puerto Rico. In the parking lot, about a dozen broken down cars sat. One of them didn’t even have any wheels but stood on four cinderblocks. A disgusting scent…
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Maleb Caddix breaks out of prison
It was approximately 1:15 AM at Chicago State Prison for the Extremely Dangerous Person, Madt Caddix could tell the time just by the angle of the shadow the yellow fluorescent lights cast. Maleb, Madt Caddix’s son, was curled up on the hard cot in his prison cell. Madt was hold onto to the cell…
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Linebacker visits Hoover Dam
It was 6:30 AM in Misti City. The sky was dark and cloudy, and a fine layer of misty covered the street. The dark shapes of skyscrapers cast huge shadows on the road. The foot-traffic was mild, only a couple of people rushing to work here and there. Heyme the Linebacker prowled the bus station,…
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The Geels’s Hair
Sese and Marm were a vicious pack of Geels. Marm was part Feesh, part Geel, while Sese was mostly goat, but also part Geel. Together, the pair of Geels shared a single brain cell. Geels were irrational and senseless about their hair. If they had a choice between death or cutting off their hair,…
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Revenge of the Hot Chalk
The dull sound of a Komik page being turned echoed off of the stone walls of Heyme’s Hut. Inside of Heyme’s Hut, a cauldron of boiling Hot Chalk filled the room with an acrid smell of whatever the Hot Chalk contained. Frog legs, snake heads, and chicken feet hung from strings attached to the roof,…
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Heyme the Hutt
Heyme yowled as a slight breeze completed shattered his 2nd and 4th vertebrae. He collapsed to the ground, groaning and writhing like a decapitated snake. Heyme shirked like a dying mongoose, calling the police and whoever had witnessed his murder. Heyme’s acting skills were legendary in these parts of the world. Heyme pointed a…
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