Tag: Writing
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Gandmamaso Strikes Again
Gandmamaso cackles as she takes a swig from her white flask. A milk moustache covers the gruesome hairs on her chin and upper lip. Standing on the balcony of the tallest building in the world, Burj Khalifa, Gandmamaso can feel the strength of the wind as it whips her milk stained robes around. Gandmamaso’s target,…
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Wake ‘Cup
It was 4:30 AM. The sun was still rising, but it was as dark as night. ‘Addy burst into the boy’s room with a spray bottle in each hand. The spray bottles were filled with ice cold water. ‘Addy stomped over to the light and flicked it on and off. “ ‘Cup!” He screamed.…
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The Hobo that lived in a House
Bimmy snored loudly in his water mattress. The mattress, which actually wasn’t a water mattress but a regular mattress that had been soaked in water, had all sorts of plants and organisms living inside and on it. Bimmy cried out in panic and clutched his teddy bear tightly. He was having a terrible dream that…
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Irm the Feesh goes to Costco
Irm the Feesh gurgled as she was ejected out of the toilet and water splashed everywhere. The toilet network truly was an amazing thing, connecting Irm’s homeland Atlantis to Topside, the human’s domain. A man using the toilet right next to Irm screamed as he witnessed the Feesh flopping toward the door. Irm walked…
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Linebacker goes to Hoover Dam
Heyme growled as he jumped onto the tour bus. The driver held out his hand for the fee, but Heyme ignored it and instead walked to the back of the bus. “Hey! You got to pay me to drive you!” The bus driver turned around and shouted at Heyme. Heyme turned slowly, his huge…
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Maleb Cadix goes Skydiving.
Maleb jumped into the propeller plane. The whole thing bounced as his feet touched the ground of the airplane. Maleb’s dad, Madt, jumped in after him. The pilot in the front of the plane was writing off something on a notepad. “LET’S GO!” Maleb screamed into the pilot’s ear. The pilot, Erb, jumped in his…
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Bad Bunny vs Hawwy.
Hawwy cackled as he zoomed toward the huge concert stadium. There were probably tens of thousands of people in the crowd. There were speakers on each corner of the stadium which shook and rattled as they blasted a Puerto Rican beat. The crowd was bobbing to the screechy voice of Bad Bunny, a Puerto…
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Hawwy goes to the Aquarium
Hawwy whizzes past the sign to “Port Mare Aquarium” on his ratty broomstick. He cackles like a witch as he lands on the sidewalk leading up to the huge rotating doors. Hawwy dismounts and slips the broom into his trusty orange jumpsuit. Hawwy then waddles up to the rotating doors. Hawwy remembers his last encounter…
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The Terrible Sensei Shihan
Sensei Shihan grins at the karate class. Most of the students are 5 years old, and only a few can pass the three-foot mark on a measuring tape. Black Bottom Leano walks into the gym, the famous black bottom of his karate uniform shown proudly. He strides to the front of the class, and…
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Hawwy goes to space
Hawwy cackles as he zooms out of the atmosphere into pure blackness. He chokes and tries to breathe in, but there is nothing to breathe. Hawwy raises his wand and casts a spell with his last breath. A invisible bubble appears out of thin air, and shrinks around Hawwy’s head. He tries breathing, and is…
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